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Dry, deadpan text centered on a crisp white hoodie: a small, high-contrast sans line that reads like a self-aware confession for anyone who leans into sarcasm and low-key anxiety. The minimalist black-on-white treatment keeps the message readable from a distance and pairs with everyday layers—an understated piece for meme-literate wardrobes that favor quiet humor and introvert vibes.
Product features
- Kangaroo pouch pocket
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric
- Classic fit with tear-away label
- DTF inner neck labels; DTG prints on main body
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Professional Overthinker Hoodie | Sarcastic Self-Deprecating Quote, Minimal Text
$35.97
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